Salamander a.k.a Life Force Konami game ad in the 9/1987 issue of Newtype.
anime: Cowboy Bebop
Tokyo Ghoul: Guy finds hardest way possible to dye his hair
Blue Exorcist: Guy aggressively shouts over his food
Death Note: Guy loves his diary way too much
Fullmetal alchemist: Short guy mad at being short
Ouran high school host club: Pretty men and girl talk to girls
Neon Genesis Evangelion: High school student too preoccupied with his depression to notice alien invasion
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Petty-ass poor kid ruins everything, forever
Black Lagoon: corporate drone refuses to embrace the quirks of his new coworkers and working conditions
Kill La Kill: Nudist colony gets fucking angry
Cowboy Bebop: Space Cowboys
Trigun: Literal Space Cowboys
you just gonna grab the low hanging fruit like that son
Samurai Champloo: Two idiots and a girl search for a non-existant samurai
Macross: jpop kills
Cory in the House: black president
Gurren Lagann: Manliness brings hope and saves the universe
Free!: INTENSE. SWIMMING.
Bokurano: Summer camp turns into universal genocide.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: turns out being a magical girl sucks ass
Sword art online: always read the terms and conditions.
Tsuritama: Never go fishing with an alien or you will become a dancing zombie
Bleach: can’t NOT take justice into his hands. Has all the races, isn’t satisfied
Black Butler: Rich boy gets a pet demon
Fairy Tail: END and ships
FMAB: Two disabled boys broke the laws of the universe and now will be sacrificed to break more laws of the universe
InuYasha: a girl loved her dog a little too much
Overlord: Papa Bones wins the day.
Gundam: Robots fight for no good reason.
Berserk: super muscular guy has the worst life of his life.
you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching
good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.
source: im jewish
